// INVESTOR_RELATIONS
NaaS is proudly self-funded. We have never raised a single euro of external capital. We have never needed to. When your product costs nothing to make, your runway is infinite.
// CURRENT_INVESTORS
0
And we intend to keep it that way.
// WHY_WE_DON'T_NEED_YOUR_MONEY
Cost of goods: €0. Revenue: anything you pay us. You do the math.
No office, no servers (just a database), no inventory, no warehouses, no returns.
Everyone needs nothing. Our TAM is literally everyone.
Nobody else is audacious enough to sell nothing. We are the market.
Impossible to be disappointed when you expect nothing.
Zero features means zero technical debt. Our codebase will outlive civilization.
// FINANCIAL_SUMMARY
External Funding
€0
Burn Rate
~€0
Runway
∞
Valuation
Priceless
// BOARD_OF_NOTHING
The Founder
Chief Nothing Officer (CNO)
Visionary behind the world's most successful nothing delivery platform. Refuses all meetings.
Nobody
Chief Technology Officer (CTO)
Maintains zero infrastructure with zero downtime. Employee of the decade, every decade.
Also Nobody
Chief Financial Officer (CFO)
Manages our infinite profit margins. Has never filed a loss report. Never will.
Void Entity
VP of Engineering
Leads a team of zero engineers. Ships zero bugs. Maintains zero technical debt.
You can't invest in our company. But you can invest in our product.