// PRICING_MATRIX

Pay for nothing. Literally.

Every tier delivers exactly the same thing: nothing. The pricing reflects the quality of nothing.

// SUBSCRIPTION_TIERS

Free

0/mo

Basic nothing for individuals

  • 5 Null Agent messages/day
  • Public leaderboard access
  • Basic nothing delivery
  • Community void support
Start With Nothing

Premium

Recommended
9.99/mo

Premium nothing for enthusiasts

  • 50 Null Agent messages/day
  • Priority leaderboard badge
  • Premium nothing delivery
  • Nothing Insights reports
  • The Void Dispatch newsletter
Upgrade to Nothing

Enterprise

99.99/mo

Enterprise-grade nothing for teams

  • 500 Null Agent messages/day
  • Team & org management
  • Role-based access control
  • Priority void concierge
  • Custom SLA for nothing
  • Audit logs
Contact Void Sales

// ONE_TIME_VOID

One-time purchases.

Something

49.99 one-time

For those who want more than nothing, but still nothing

  • 100 Void Credits
  • Nothing Certificate
  • Leaderboard listing
  • "I Bought Something" badge
Buy Something

Lifetime

999.99 one-time

Nothing. Forever. No questions asked.

  • Unlimited Null Agent access
  • Lifetime leaderboard prominence
  • Gold tier badge
  • Priority support forever
  • "Void Eternal" certificate
Buy Forever Nothing

// FLEXIBLE_VOID

How much would you pay for nothing?

Name your price. Your name goes on the leaderboard. Minimum €1. No maximum. Flex on the void.

* You will receive nothing in exchange. This is not a bug.

// VOID_CREDITS

Void Credits.

Void Credits power the Null Agent today. More nothing coming soon. Top up anytime.

Micro Void

1.99

10 credits

Buy Credits

Standard Void

4.99

30 credits

Buy Credits

Mega Void

9.99

75 credits

Buy Credits

Infinite Void

19.99

200 credits

Buy Credits

// FREQUENTLY_ASKED_QUESTIONS

Questions about nothing.

What do I get?

Nothing.

Can I get a refund?

Per EU Consumer Rights Directive 2011/83/EU, Article 9, you have 14 days to withdraw from any purchase. Email legal@nothingasaservice.co.

Why would I pay for nothing?

Why does anyone do anything? Existential questions aside, your purchase goes on the public leaderboard and you get Void Credits for the Null Agent.

Is this a scam?

No. We are a registered Dutch company (KvK 93724454). We tell you exactly what you're getting: nothing. We're the most transparent company in existence.

What's the difference between tiers?

The quality of nothing you receive. Free nothing is perfectly adequate. Premium nothing is... also nothing, but with a badge.

Do you offer custom enterprise pricing?

Yes. Contact our void sales team at the Enterprise tier or visit our enterprise page.

All prices in EUR, inclusive of BTW (Dutch VAT) where applicable. Payments processed securely by Stripe.

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